Your birth certificate was an apology from the abortion clinic.Tumblr (3.0; @platypussexdungeon)http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2a5641b5652f6a4a177a09e469b1f96e/tumblr_mayz9mNxLJ1r4ueyro1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50969179044http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50969179044Tue, 21 May 2013 00:53:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8kwdtM2e31qggrzoo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50969152371http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50969152371Tue, 21 May 2013 00:53:14 -0400me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymorehttp://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50968457109http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50968457109Tue, 21 May 2013 00:41:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea19170a445a8d7c296d6c163cd0755b/tumblr_mknbf67mwX1rxf0ywo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lilbitkipsy.tumblr.com/post/48858551757/jadedkitten-the-eternal-struggle-never-did-i">lilbitkipsy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jadedkitten.tumblr.com/post/48192668403">jadedkitten</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The eternal struggle</p> </blockquote> <p>never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene</p> </blockquote>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50963243253http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50963243253Mon, 20 May 2013 23:24:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99a92ce9174544e8e00b6fbcbb8a43bd/tumblr_mn4e13bXqr1qkli3wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://youwinagainmoffat.tumblr.com/post/50951692818/majortvjunkie-urbanfuck-fun-fact-me-in-the">youwinagainmoffat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://majortvjunkie.tumblr.com/post/50947641042/urbanfuck-fun-fact-me-in-the-white">majortvjunkie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://urbanfuck.tumblr.com/post/50944646977/fun-fact-me-in-the-white-shorts">urbanfuck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fun fact: me in the white shorts</p> </blockquote> <div>fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world</div> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8hz3hAnB91qb37gs.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50963178712http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50963178712Mon, 20 May 2013 23:24:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbvlhbEohw1qcmtzco1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbvlhbEohw1qcmtzco2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbvlhbEohw1qcmtzco3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbvlhbEohw1qcmtzco4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbvlhbEohw1qcmtzco5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbvlhbEohw1qcmtzco6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wholocked-the-tardis.tumblr.com/post/50218773586/gayest-and-most-beautiful-moment-in-all-of">wholocked-the-tardis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Gayest and most beautiful moment in all of Supernatural</p> </blockquote>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50962902204http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50962902204Mon, 20 May 2013 23:20:22 -0400<p>jessica is<em> <strong>fucking</strong></em>dead</p>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50958034416http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50958034416Mon, 20 May 2013 22:20:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f86ff6f106d0e7173f099d83ab0e6a6a/tumblr_mmws4ymGb81s5prmbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50957648406http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50957648406Mon, 20 May 2013 22:16:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f73974f9ba43b238fd142dc03af3fb4c/tumblr_mgkwvqJH7s1reieqqo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://quiet-desperati0n.tumblr.com/post/50955493363/oxagen-x-6k" class="tumblr_blog">quiet-desperati0n</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oxagen.tumblr.com/post/50933188451">oxagen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>x</p> </blockquote> <p>6k :’)</p></blockquote>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50957143539http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50957143539Mon, 20 May 2013 22:10:15 -0400<p>i do way too many illegal things.</p>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50955589610http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50955589610Mon, 20 May 2013 21:51:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f77aaf71ac7ce582c9b63b4ad15aae7e/tumblr_mkn3p6nhev1qdggf1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/post/50928710998/everything-love">lovequotesrus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/">EVERYTHING LOVE</a></p> </blockquote>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50955237138http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50955237138Mon, 20 May 2013 21:47:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/23af410794928420dd600465c36a4852/tumblr_mgy9n5o6mf1r4tseao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50881972467http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50881972467Sun, 19 May 2013 23:52:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1nhp4Ktz71qace89o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://swiftingthrough.tumblr.com/post/50720933390/is-this-glee">swiftingthrough</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>is this glee</p> </blockquote>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50879826770http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50879826770Sun, 19 May 2013 23:22:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxqakp59Sm1r4v182o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50879143702http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50879143702Sun, 19 May 2013 23:13:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8835abd0a4b1f0024c870c3a4681927c/tumblr_mmak7hQXgM1sob6uyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mangledsmile.tumblr.com/post/50868731435/basically-me" class="tumblr_blog">mangledsmile</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>basically me</p></blockquote>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50869073974http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50869073974Sun, 19 May 2013 21:05:27 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gerardwayisatimelord.tumblr.com/post/50849620205/whitedenimjacket-i-do-augustus-i-do">gerardwayisatimelord</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whitedenimjacket.tumblr.com/post/50838076603/i-do-augustus-i-do-thelogicalartist">whitedenimjacket</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://i-do-augustus-i-do.tumblr.com/post/50837595616/thelogicalartist-bangthebassistfrommcr-the">i-do-augustus-i-do</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelogicalartist.tumblr.com/post/50837547147/bangthebassistfrommcr-the-chubby-lead-singer">thelogicalartist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bangthebassistfrommcr.tumblr.com/post/42717371078/the-chubby-lead-singer-that-lost-weight-the">bangthebassistfrommcr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>the chubby lead singer that lost weight</li> <li>the short, energetic one</li> <li>the quiet one</li> <li>the one with the hair that everyone forgets</li> </ul><p>the question is…<em>am i talking about mcr or fob</em>?</p> </blockquote> <p>FoB because you’re using the present tense</p> </blockquote> <p>NO YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT </p> </blockquote> <p>WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT</p> </blockquote> <p>TOO SOON</p> </blockquote>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50869053507http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50869053507Sun, 19 May 2013 21:05:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a6d63ffd9fa3878b590d89cff7b8abe/tumblr_mhh1mzfZUF1rsn66yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50869040972http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50869040972Sun, 19 May 2013 21:05:01 -0400“I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I need right now: More words dedicated to people who will never dedicate a single thing to me.”<br/><br/> - <em>Thought Catalog (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://swimmingpoolforants.tumblr.com/">swimmingpoolforants</a>)</em>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50868280886http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50868280886Sun, 19 May 2013 20:54:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md1126nYvF1rpp1fro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50756111180http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50756111180Sat, 18 May 2013 16:50:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec5cd41db84de6672bb2f2b4378497fc/tumblr_mgov4jR9rg1rvn6njo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50731019473http://platypussexdungeon.tumblr.com/post/50731019473Sat, 18 May 2013 10:50:04 -0400